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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

women's rights

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Connor is homo

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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