- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Michael Brown

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

whats my name? Matt

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