- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

what to call someone thats gay zak

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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