- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

j.p. is dumb

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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