What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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