What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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