- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

it was all Tagart

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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