- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

class is canceled. My professor died.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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