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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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