A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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