- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like school Said no one ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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