Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

how do you win a game try your best

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

A black man walks out of a police station

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A miserable man committed suicide.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Racial Equality

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

where's mom I killed her

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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