- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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