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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A pope meets another one

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

an emo girl walked into a white room

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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