- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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