- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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