Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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