what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Romans rights.

WNBA

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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