- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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