- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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