- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

white or wheat? wheat please.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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