- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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