What time is it? 2:47 PM.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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