- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

gingers

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

ure mama's so fat

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Japan

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house