- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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