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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What is older than history?

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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