- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Connor is homo

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

it was all Tagart

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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