what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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12 niqqa 12.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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