- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Reading the Terms and Conditions

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Prostitution is bad.......

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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