- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??