- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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