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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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