binladin walks into the american seals

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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