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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Face...the other white meat!

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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