- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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