Tucker Rivera

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Justin beiber..

su algato es en fuego

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

an ethopian thanksgiving

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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