Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Latvia isn't a joke

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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