You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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hi mom

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Your Mom

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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