- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Chuck Norris.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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