Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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