Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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And you honored it I see :P

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Eric is gay Ha

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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