If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Anti Joke

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