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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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