- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

This is not funny.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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