What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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canada

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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