Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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