- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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