"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Chuck Norris.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

YOU

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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