- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

outside your comfort zone

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Matt is a Duster!

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