- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Chlamydia

Mooses

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??