- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

antonio has a penis head.lol

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What's 9+10? 19

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Penis.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Tucker Rivera

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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