- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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