- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What's 9 + 10 19

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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