Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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