- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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