Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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