- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Face...the other white meat!

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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