I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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