- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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