what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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