You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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