- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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