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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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