- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

The cream, it is coming

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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