Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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i like turtles

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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