- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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